Parenting 101

tip one:

DO NOT let you child play with your watch.

tip two:

Be sure that, if you child is playing with your watch, that you make sure it DOES NOT go into the child's mouth

tip three:

If the watch happens to go into the mouth and you hear a large crack, DO NOT yell the child's name. (they will immediately swallow or run or, if you are as lucky as I am, they will do both!)

tip four:

A good parent doesn't need to call 4 people before locating the emergency number. A GOOD parent would have it on hand.

tip five:

(this tip comes from our goodly emergency department)
If your child coughs, vomits, or spits out blood, take them to the emergency room (I thought this was to be mocked but then I realized I did (er or someone) just called about a child eating glass!)

tip six:

there IS a reason why kids shouldn't be allowed to play with watches!