Black Bean Burgers

 It was a fine afternoon 

and

I

was hungry.

We were all hungry.

but

the BBQ lights me on fire.

So BBQ burgers were out.

I decided I would actually try my hand at the whole cooking business

it has been a while.

So I looked in my pantry

I looked in my fridge

Nothing.

I had a bunch of veggie that needed using

beans in my cupboard

and hamburger buns.

This is not a recipe.

I didn't measure anything.

This was ravenous dumping.

I grabbed:

1) my food processor

2) black beans (1 can)

3) cooked oatmeal (1 cup)

4) half a thing of mushrooms

5) carrots (about 1 cup shredded)

6) Onion (half of one)

and then I processed

Oh and then I dumped in

7) a drained can of diced tomatoes

and then I decided I better add some 

8) dry oatmeal

until it got less liquidy

Then I put in the spices.

garlic powder

seasoning salt

onion powder

pepper

Cayenne pepper

Then I plopped (cause that is the sound) them

on parchment paper

and baked them in the oven

for 25 minutes 

on 425

(because that is my favourite temp because I am impatient)

(especially at lunch)

(particularly when I am hungry)

and they actually weren't too bad.

I put some tomato and lettuce and mayo and BBQ sauce on

and 

it was almost enjoyable

Dusty even admitted they were tolerable...