Cone of Shame

This is a kitty cat update...

for those of you who are concerned...

aka

a dear sister....

haha

moving on.

I bought the cat a cone of shame.

If you do not know what that is you need to watch the movie, "UP". 

She hates me.

Last night I dreamt she pooped on my bed.

She, I am sure, was sending me these thoughts via tapping into my brainwaves.

Cats are evil like that.

She really is not a very happy kitty 

but her tummy looks way better.

Its still leaking a bit 

but 

every couple hours I 

swab it and

 squeeze it and 

put polysporn on it.

Who ever invented that stuff needs a medal.

I have also decided that I think I am getting out of the pet business.

Children are bad but pets are worse.

(Kidding...sorta....)

And with that I think it is time to tend to the cat..

or the children...

or the laundry....